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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. Your Place or Mine? Israel, Iran trade sleepovers as the love affair continues
2. Trump’s Birthday Parade Fizzles - To Rapturous Applause
3. 'Save the Illegal Immigrants!' - Who I deported (Also Trump)

And so very much more! Like Henry at Lord’s for the cricket with Mick Jagger, The Williams of Orange and Our Episode Special Guest MAYE MUSK! (Elon's mum, but careful she's sensitive about it). Plus guns in Minnesota self-shoot at innocent people (again!), fancy pants Sydney private school Scots College blows its own head off in PR catastrophe (again!), The Honk's deep AFL footy insights (never again!), Warren Zevon's life story in 437 parts (possibly will happen again), and The Collected Works of @rick2211606511!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - specifically The Honk and Henry Lee (Peter Green quit just before we got popular).

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Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior

Additional editing by Fox News Sound FX Guy* (*new Trump cabinet appointee)

Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe (special thanks this week to @rick2211606511)

Mick Jagger appears courtesy of Angie

Henry Lee appears without courtesy for Mick

The Honk's further weekend AFL picks: Essendon Dongers, Melbourne Devons, Hawthorn Hogs, Fremantle C*ckers and Gold Coast Sl*ts

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