There’s a surprising face on the cover of Time Magazine, considering the fact that not 4 years ago the same face was accused of inciting an insurrection. Speaking of insurrection, the FBI revealed that while there were no agents in the crowd on January 6th, there may have been over two dozen informants, so nothing to be concerned about. In more cheerful news, an impeccably credentialed doctor reveals which foods will add or subtract minutes from your life, and Pornhub’s year in review reveals America’s porn proclivities.