David and Brad dissect America's entitlement epidemic, from Harvard's demand for perpetual taxpayer funding while discriminating against Jewish students, to a Texas man filing a million-dollar lawsuit over unwanted onions on his burger. The hosts explore Trump's battles with an unelected judiciary that strips governing power from elected officials, question how Seattle earned a spot among the world's top-10 cities despite being a certified dump, and reveal the terrifying blind spot near Venus that could hide civilization-ending asteroids.

Along the way, they celebrate the glory days when Steven Seagal was a svelte action hero, Barry Manilow could still pack an arena, and people solved problems by eating their damn onions instead of calling their lawyers. It's 45 minutes of clarity in a world where everyone thinks they're entitled to everything, from federal funding to onion-free fast food.