Jeff Bezos drops a cool $50 million on a Venice wedding that makes Versailles look modest, complete with foam parties and enough champagne to fill the canals. Meanwhile, Trump's first six months delivered Supreme Court wins, NATO compliance, and DeSantis building Alligator Alcatraz in the Everglades. Plus, Secretary Noem's radio PSA has a very different tone than the previous administration.

From Somali flags in Minneapolis to Von Bülow documentaries, this episode proves the 70s and 80s were the last time America made sense – when wrestling was real, neighbors weren't narcs, and nobody had to explain what a woman was.