Scientists have discovered that our planet is spinning faster—but the real spin happens when climate activists twist this cosmic event into their latest doomsday narrative. David and Brad dive into this issue and discuss how we've turned legitimate physics into political theater. In other news, TikTok influencers are terrorizing suburbanites with the "urban exploration challenge," because nothing screams viral content like potentially catching buckshot at 2 AM. Meanwhile, Joey Chestnut defied human anatomy by inhaling over 70 hot dogs in ten minutes—a digestive feat that makes Earth's rotation look sluggish by comparison.