Ancient Aliens claims that myths about divine "Watchers" from the Anunnaki to the Eye of Horus are actually cultural memories of extraterrestrial surveillance systems. But what if the truth is far more terrestrial and much more insidious? Tristan argues that these stories aren't about alien technology, but a very human one: the invention of divine surveillance as a tool for social control.

Join us as we unpack the 5,000-year-old con of the panopticon, a psychological prison designed to make you regulate your own behaviour. From Mesopotamian statues watching over grain silos to Jeremy Bentham's famously preserved head, they explore how ancient priests perfected a system of control so effective that modern governments and tech companies basically just copied it. So the next time you feel a pang of anxiety about that little green light on your laptop, thank an ancient priest for programming your brain to accept it. Oh, and they also redesign Catholicism to include nachos and Buzz Balls.

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• Jeremy Bentham's Auto-icon at UCL
• Caitlin Doughty's YouTube channel, Ask a Mortician
• David Graeber
• Peter Kropotkin
• Elf on the Shelf
• The Panopticon
• The Benjamin Franklin Effect
• System 1 & System 2 Thinking
• Dimension 20
• Debt: The First 5,000 Years
• The Conquest of Bread
• Home Assistant
• Pi-hole
• Signal
• The ACLU
• The CCLA
• M&M Food Market
• "Shaming the Meat"

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