It seems manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. For some of these warnings, it's hard to know whether the company in question is being outright facetious. Or maybe they're simply trying to protect those among us whose faculties may be impaired enough to actually need them? Sit back, Relax, Light one up, and listen closely to these wise words of wisdom... Warning Labels, on "Stories to get Stoned by"...