This week on Glock Talk, Kristin and I unpack the bizarre ways people twist “correlation vs. causation” and why apparently every high school should have a mandatory class on basic biostats. We talk about protestors, parenting, penis decisions (you’ll see), and somehow end up designing the world’s most chaotic public health curriculum.

Then we pivot to something a little closer to home, physician side gigs. From telemedicine to expert witness work to content creation, we break down which ones sound fulfilling, which sound terrible, and which involve denying insurance claims (hint: don’t do that).

And finally, because we can’t resist a good textbook roulette, we dive into gout, from the legendary “can’t stand a bedsheet on your toe” pain to the glamorous world of uric acid and Allopurinol. It’s educational, mildly gross, and exactly the kind of medicine talk you didn’t know you needed.

Takeaways:

• Correlation ≠ Causation : A lesson humanity still hasn’t mastered.

• Side Gig Showdown: From expert witness work to locum tenens, we rate physician side hustles from dream job to “please no.”

• YouTube Reality Check: What happens when algorithms destroy your income overnight.

• Medical Math, Simplified: The high school course we’d make every student take.

• The Gout Deep Dive: Crystals, pain, and why you should never put a sheet on someone’s big toe.

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