Today’s rant is the chaotic spiral you probably saw coming. Join me—your slightly unhinged internet friend—as I spiral and reflect on the emotional rollercoaster of watching everyone my age settle down… while I’m still figuring out where in the world I’m even going to be next month.

Also—can we talk about how I spoke to a psychic who said I’d have romance in my life next month?? I basically overshare about the only three guys I’ve even "liked" recently (one being a literal childhood crush) and why none of them are fated. LOL.

This one’s for anyone who’s ever felt like the last semi-sane, single person on Earth and just needs to hear someone else freaking out and wallowing harder than you.

Definitely a lot of oversharing. But hey, we’ll call it being authentic :)