Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit.

They compare Thomasville to Bergin Town from Trolls (if you know, you know), discuss homeless people destroying storefronts, and somehow end up deep in conspiracy theory territory—from Pizzagate to adrenochrome to why Epstein is probably the real deal while other theories kinda sound like a complete fantasy.

This is Mike and Dylan at their most unfiltered: chaotic energy, no listener stories, just pure tangential conversation that somehow makes perfect sense when you're sleep-deprived and chasing lights in the sky.

TIMESTAMPS:

• 00:00:00 - Chaotic Cold Open
• 00:00:44 - The Aurora Hunting Adventure Begins
• 00:02:38 - Homeless Storefront Horror Stories
• 00:05:10 - The Flat Earth Debate Begins
• 00:09:00 - "Why Don't We Feel the Earth Spinning?"
• 00:12:30 - God's Plan & The Conspiracy Behind Round Earth
• 00:17:00 - The Projection Dome Theory
• 00:24:06 - Dragons Are Real & Other Shared Myths
• 00:25:00 - The Firmament: God's Ant Farm
• 00:30:49 - Do Aliens Exist? (Spoiler: They're Guilty Too)
• 00:32:30 - Returning to Flat Earth Arguments
• 00:33:04 - NASA Photos: CGI or Real?
• 00:38:28 - Social Media Handle Theft & X.com
• 00:40:00 - What's the End Goal of Lying About Earth's Shape?
• 00:45:31 - "Your Earth Is Flat Too" - The Picture Paradox
• 00:47:00 - Arguing With Your Wife: Master Tactics
• 00:51:29 - Back to Conspiracies: Flat Earth to Politics
• 00:52:08 - Pizzagate, Adrenochrome & QAnon Breakdown
• 00:53:29 - "We Need 16 Pizzas"
• 00:53:43 - Epstein Wasn't Real But Pizzagate Was!?!?
• 00:54:11 - "Stop Listening to This Fooking Podcast"

You can listen to the more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

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