This might be the most chaotic pre-Fourth of July episode ever. Peaches and Viktor go off the rails early—imagining a full-staff Squid Game-style showdown in the station, complete with Peaches towering over the sleeping bodies of co-workers and Viktor doing arts and crafts with marbles like it’s his last day on Earth.

From there, it only gets messier:

• A deep roast of the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, where “just Google it” becomes the official motto
• A passionate debate about burrito recommendations, ID photos with unblurred addresses, and whether Peaches is a known local fugitive
• The untimely resurrection of Bubba the Love Sponge, who is (allegedly) still doing “radio”
• Peaches' past life as “Mister In-N-Out”
• And one very confused listener who may or may not have signed Peaches up for 7-Eleven rewards in revenge

Also featured:

• PSA: Don’t hold fireworks
• A California fireworks warehouse explosion caught on video
• Roman candles + eyeballs = permanent regret
• Why Peaches should never play tug-of-war in Squid Game (unless you're on his team)

In short, this is what happens when a long weekend is approaching and nobody’s slept, everyone’s overworked, and the internet won’t stop making dumb people famous.