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A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻

It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable.

We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episode is complete without questionable beer decisions. Then we dive straight into one-night stands, HIV, and David’s unfortunate situation happening downstairs… Yeah, it’s exactly what you think.

Other absolute gems in this episode:
🔥 Home repair fails and surviving Florida’s "winter."
🥪 Matthew McConaughey’s weird-ass tuna salad recipe.
🧼 Do you actually wash your legs in the shower? (Some of y’all are about to get exposed.)
🚒 Steve Buscemi was a firefighter!?
🏟️ Can you name the 12 cities with all four major sports teams? (Spoiler: We couldn’t.)
⚔️ Top 10 greatest sports rivalries of all time.

And because we can’t keep things normal:

• Abraham Lincoln’s birthday gets a shoutout (because why not?).
• Harry Potter fan theories that actually make sense.
• "Yo Mama" jokes, but make them Harry Potter.

Oh, and let’s not forget:
🎤 Who the hell is Mike Posner again?
🚨 The biggest instant day-ruiners, according to Ask Reddit.
😈 If you could curse your worst enemy with one minor inconvenience every day for life, what would it be?

Finally, we wrap things up with Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, where we confirm—once again—that no, we are not.

It’s been a wild year, and we’re just getting started. Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and let’s celebrate the dumbest podcast anniversary ever. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:14 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
7:12 – ONE NIGHT STAND
8:54 – HOME MOVIES
10:27 – THAT’S WHEN I KNEW WE WEREN’T GONNA WORK OUT
12:45 – DAVID’S DOWNSTAIRS UNIT
16:07 – TUNA SALAD
20:43 – DO YOU WASH YOUR LEGS
26:01 – ALLERGIC TO HERBOLOGY
28:10 – STEVE BUSCEMI WAS A FIREFIGHTER!?
28:45 – SCHOOL ID’S
30:15 – AY DIOS, MIO
31:25 – GUESS THE 12 CITIES WITH ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS TEAMS
36:16 – GUESS THE TOP 10 RIVALRIES IN SPORTS HISTORY
41:25 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LINCOLN!
43:38 – I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD
48:08 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES
56:09 – YO MAMA JOKES (HARRY POTTER EDITION)
58:43 – YO MAMA JOKES
1:01:35 – WHO’S MIKE POSNER?
1:03:36 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING THAT AUTOMATICALLY RUINS YOUR DAY?
1:08:16 – ASK REDDIT – IF THE PERSON YOU HATE THE MOST WERE TO EXPERIENCE ONE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
1:14:59 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
1:19:38 – OUTRO

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