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Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻

If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM feels like an out-of-body experience.

Then, things take a turn:
💰 Would you rather earn $1 per compliment or $10 per insult? (Get ready to ruin friendships.)
💩 Would you rather have poop everytime you pop or have a 5% chance of dropping a racial slur in every conversation? (We really shouldn’t be allowed to make these decisions.)
📼 Blockbuster used to give us the runs. (Yep, that’s a real story.)

We also get culturally educated by comparing Germany vs. Japan, debating the superiority of Japanese toilets, and diving into the weirdest world records that somehow exist.

Other absolute gems from this episode:

• Ant-to-human ratio—is it actually a million to one?
• Acting out ridiculous scenarios like we're actually talented – Betty White tried to smuggle what!?
• Mind-melting paradoxes that will make you question everything.
• Are you smarter than a 5th grader? (Spoiler: No.)
• Do YOU fit these ridiculous male stereotypes?
• Fashion show? On this podcast? You bet your ass.

And because we can’t help ourselves:
🎥 Pornhub Title or Lifetime Movie? (Good Luck)
🕰️ 90s & 2000s nostalgia—what disappeared that we actually miss?
🤯 What’s something you cannot believe is actually real?

We wrap it up with this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is a necessity.

Buckle up, grab a drink, and prepare to question your life choices for tuning in. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
2:06 – WHAT MAKES YOU A TOYS-R-US KID?
2:49 – AGING IN REVERSE
7:10 – WAKING UP AT 3 AM
10:37 – WOULD YOU RATHER – $1 PER COMPLIMENT OR $10 PER INSULT
12:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – INCONVENIENT POOP OR RACIAL SLUR
14:07 – BLOCKBUSTER GIVES ME THE RUNS
18:18 – GERMANY VS JAPAN
24:00 – TOILETS IN JAPAN
27:09 – U.K. VACATION
29:52 – MYSTERY PILL FOLLOW UP
31:20 – BIRDS DON’T URINATE
32:34 – DUMBEST WORLD RECORDS
43:05 – ANT TO HUMAN RATIO
44:34 – ACT IT OUT
49:06 – PARADOXES
54:38 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5th GRADER?
58:28 – DO YOU FIT THESE MALE STEREOTYPES?
1:05:34 – PORNHUB TITLE OR LIFETIME MOVIE
1:10:28 – RANDOM QUESTIONS
1:16:00 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
1:19:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90’s & 2000’s, BUT HAS
DISAPPEAREDTODAY?
1:24:45 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IS REAL?
1:31:27 – UNCLE JACK
1:32:08 – NATIONAL DAYS & BIRTHDAY WISHES
1:35:15 – OUTRO

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