Zechariah’s Zombie Apocalypse, Divine Meltdowns, and a Bible Book Wrap-Up from Hell

📝 Episode Summary:

Hold onto your prophetic horses—this ain’t your grandma’s Bible study. In this irreverent breakdown of Zechariah Chapters 12–14, we hit peak theological absurdity: God turns Jerusalem into a drunken stumbling block, demands loyalty through magical fountains and plague-stricken horses, and ends with a bizarre image of people being forced to worship him with threats of drought and divine pestilence. Because nothing says “love me” like supernatural weather terrorism.

But wait—there’s more! This oversized episode packs in our Q&A session (yes, we read your spicy, chaotic questions), a full Book of Zechariah Wrap-Up, a hearty helping of contradictions and inconsistencies, and even a couple of off-topic specials that spiral into discussions of Christian nationalism, prophecy bros, and how the apocalypse is apparently God’s favorite aesthetic. We laugh, we rant, we side-eye... and yes, we call out every ridiculous “prophecy” that’s aged like holy milk.

If you’ve ever wondered how many ways one book can contradict itself—or how a divine war fantasy turns into mandatory holiday attendance—this one’s for you.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• “Jerusalem becomes a stumbling cup of wrath... whatever that means”
• “Zombie plagues, eye rot, and divine horse punishment—classic Yahweh”
• “Q&A chaos: listener questions about prophecy, politics, and pet peeves”
• “Zechariah’s greatest hits (and misses): a contradictory wrap-up”
• “How Christian nationalists weaponize these verses—and why it’s terrifying”
• “Bonus mini-episode: Why does God need feasts if he’s omnipotent?”
• “Spoiler: End Times theology still doesn’t make sense”

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