It's a story of the Jackrabbits actually playing the turtle and not the hare in a race — this one from the FCS to the FBS.

John weighs in on the eggs Sacramento State is smearing off of its face in its brash and brazen bid to make that move as quickly and aggressively as possible, which has most recently backfired with the FCS Oversight Committee's denying SCSU of seeking FBS independence. This ruling followed Sac State's president calling the FCS level "JV" — a jab that received a lethal social media counterpunch from South Dakota's athletic director, Jon Schemmel.

Then, there's a remark from South Dakota State athletic director Justin Sell is in no rush to join the FBS, but not closing the door on it ever happening, and why the "patiently aggressive" nature will work better a few years down the road.

Plus, while the Twins wallow in recent hapless hitting and putrid pitching and defense, there's a professional team right here in Sioux Falls that is full of local talent, piling up wins, and hitting its stride while blistering the cover off the baseball.

Perhaps it is time to get off the couch and out of your Twins misery and head to The Birdcage to enjoy the Canaries Carnival.