DESCRIPTION: A scorching takedown of America's surveillance state that blends dystopian horror with razor-sharp wit. From Palantir's all-seeing eye to government agencies' data-sharing love fest, this rant exposes how privacy became America's favorite joke – served with a side of Lord of the Rings references and enough dark humor to make a cybersecurity expert cry.

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Get ready for a digital dystopia rant so scorching it makes cryptocurrency mining servers look like ice cubes! This perfectly seasoned takedown serves up righteous fury with a side of razor-sharp wit, tossing references from Marie Kondo to East German Stasi into one deliciously toxic stew. Warning: metaphors inside are spicier than ghost peppers wrapped in classified documents – listener discretion advised!