The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:

• We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.
• Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.
• Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & GeoGuessr (Victor gets jealous).
• Dente Family lore: Jersey baptisms in marinara, Manhattan parking slogs, Delaware registrations & three Netflix accounts.
• We force-feed an AI grime-punk “Satisfaction Survey S—t” anthem that’ll haunt our nightmares.

Nicky’s Body Count:

• 1 rogue BHVR survey we never asked for
• 3 cosmic excuses (“Mercury Retrograde!”)
• 6 synonyms for “satisfied” abused until we hallucinate
• 2 claimed HQs (New Jersey vs. NYC)
• 5 alternate game addictions (Hunt: Showdown, Valorant, GeoGuessr, Cooking Sim, Netflix)
• 8 AI-generated outro genres (from Euro-disco metal to grimy punk-rap)
• 14 passive-aggressive multiple-choice bullets (“challenging,” “fun,” “predictable,” etc.)
• 20-minute killer-queue vs. 30-sec MMR tear-downs
• 70 + survey questions we’ll never finish
• 666 reasons to uninstall Dead by Daylight forever