Keith and Ben preview UFC Fight Night 253 with detailed predictions and picks for all 12 fights. Even on a lean and mean show (by Shillan & Duffy standards, at least) there was time for Ben to confess his all-time worst takes on debuting fighters, and for the duo to cross over into such side topics as neighborhood prowlers, the shockingly short shelf life of NFL running backs, hypothetical fights between rodeo employees, and of course Bo Nickal.

0:00 Intro: Where's a home invasion when you need one?

6:34 Charles Johnson (17-6) vs. Ramazonbek Temirov (18-3)

16:14 Danny Silva (9-1) vs. Lucas Almeida (15-3)

25:10 Montana De La Rosa (13-9-1) vs. Luana Carolina (11-4)

38:22 Andrea Lee (13-10) vs. J.J. Aldrich (13-7)

53:02 Douglas Silva de Andrade (29-6, 1 NC) vs. John Castaneda (21-7)

1:03:06 Ricardo Ramos (17-6) vs. Jose Mariscal (17-6, 1 NC)

1:14:23 Austen Lane (13-5, 1 NC) vs. Mario Pinto (9-0)

1:24:10 Danny Barlow (9-0) vs. Sam Patterson (12-2-1)

1:33:16 Hyder Amil (10-0) vs. William Gomis (14-2)

1:45:32 Nasrat Haqparast (17-5) vs. Esteban Ribovics (14-1)

1:55:30 Cody Brundage (10-6, 1 NC) vs. Julian Marquez (9-5)

2:06:37 Manel Kape (20-7) vs. Asu Almabayev (21-2)