Hey smellers of farts! Join the fellas for an important discussion on absolutely nothing. Chris gets an ice cold pizza from Marcos. Just like Matthew Perry, Jason tells a story about his experience with ketamine and a pool. The guys ask people to enter the Celebrity Death Pool 2024 and talk about last years results. Jason wonders if Chris's cuck secretly just stares at his starfish the whole time. We get calls from Dick G in Indiana to say hello and Ronnie Carter with his take on tipping. The guys deep dive on how and when to tip as well as the consequences of not tipping. Jason rates his Uber customers from favorite to least favorite. All that and much more. Tune in, buttercups.