Hello pud wackers! Nice to meet you, now will you please drink this cup of juice and pledge your allegiance to the greatest podcast that never tries. Join the peckerheads this week as we discuss how junkies keep their balance, why some murdered kids shouldn't really count, and if there are only 16 Eskimos still alive. Chris is going to have to survive a few months without the love of his life, Miss Butt Eater. Jason's kid makes fun of him at the dentist. Fat people don't go to Whole Foods. What does a cuck order for dinner? Just listen to the show already. I'm sick of typing.