Happy 2025 Dorks! We welcome in the New Year by having a great conversation that accomplishes nothing and yet saves the world at the same time. Why are ladies calling Chris "Daddy Long Crack" on the streets? Who won 2024's Celebrity Death Pool? Are foreigners smarter than Americans or are corporations just greedy bastards? Jason has a dream that he was being attacked Kendrick Lamar's non existing gang and was afraid when only the gays showed up to help him. Chris tells us he isn't going to brag about winning the fantasy football belt but then brags and talks smack the rest of the show for everyone underestimating him. Is Taylor really dating Dennis Rodman and actually working for North Korea? Is THE MAN putting up more traffic signs in the hood just to harass people? We get down to the bottom of all these questions like your fat uncle tries to get to the bottom of his belly button after Christmas dinner. Join in!