Hey there jolly peckerheads! Jason has been doing charity work for rich people in Honduras but now we're back and ready to solve all the world's issues. Did JD kill the Pope? Would you rather hang out with a guy that bangs dogs, a guy who bangs chickens till their dead, or a guy who puts declawed gerbils up their butts? Would you rather the string around the gerbil be on it's tail or wrapped around its hind legs? We're worried about safety here at Shut Up Cincinnati. Did Haley Joel Osment go full Mel Gibson? Does Chris prefer being the bull for a hotwife or a cuck situation? Is the police chief that poops on the floor a hero or an a$$hole? All these questions are answered and Chris pulls out a really gross nose hair about 10 minutes in. Join us or we tell your friends that you're balding.