🌴🍹THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Diapers and dead people

· New Housewife Stephanie Shojaee is coming in hot

· The gross diaper game at Julia and Martina's baby shower

· Lisa sends Larsa a picture of her dead father in his coffin

· Julia and Martina's microaggressions towards Guerdy

· Lisa has a meltdown and flees the shower in tears

⚓BELOW DECK: Yacht-Chella

· Caio the Bosun finally gets sacked

· Kyle "The Scottish" is a Stage 5 Clinger

· Solene and Jess start a boatmance

· A group of strip club owners are awful guests

· Fraser has to plan a $20,000 concert in 24 hours

· Dissecting Fraser and Damo's hot tub kiss

👠AND JUST LIKE THAT: Let sleeping dogs lie

· Aiden ships his problem child Wyatt off to wilderness camp

· Kathy and Aiden have sex after Wyatt's airport debacle

· Aiden arrives in New York and breaks Carrie's antique window

· Why can't they find replacement glass in NYC?

· Aiden confesses he slept with Kathy and Carrie's not bothered

· A deep dive into Carrie's under reaction

· Is Aiden getting revenge for Carrie cheating on him with Big?

💍THE VALLEY: The Cruise From Hell

· Janet and Kristin have a showdown on her engagement cruise

· Janet calls Danny's drunken Halloween incident "sexual assault"

· Luke's goes commando in a nautical-themed romper

· Is Janet a secret Vanderpump Rules stalker?

· Brittany spills the engagement tea to blabbermouth Jax

🌹ROSES AND 👎 THORNS

🌹🍄‍MURDER DOWN UNDER - MURDER BY MUSHROOM: Erin Patterson Found Guilty

· Is this incident going to put people off mushrooms?

· Did Erin try and poison her husband three times before?

· Erin's interview with A Current Affair and her fake tears

· Erin wasn't very good at covering her tracks

· Scutter the Nutter is actually a femme fatale

👎💔DENISE RICHARDS AND HER WILD THINGS: Divorce blues

· Aaron Phypers files for divorce three days after separating

· Aaron wants spousal support after shutting down his "wellness company"

· A crazy breakdown of all of their extravagant monthly expenses

· Denise exaggerates her Only Fans income

· The couple's crazy living situation - a Malibu beach house and three townhouses

· Aaron is being sued in two separate lawsuits for over $325,000

· Does anyone actually know what Aaron did at his woo woo wellness company?

🌹🤠THE McBEE DYNASTY: Russian Roulette

· Introducing the McBee brothers and their partners

· Dad Steve Sr and his Russian love triangle

· Steve Jr met girlfriend Calah on Joe Millionaire

· Steve Sr is in trouble with the law and might go to jail

🌹👕TRAINWRECK: The Cult of American Apparel

· American Apparel was the hottest indie brand in the 2000s

· Former employee Johnny Makeup hilariously recalls his experience

· Cult leader Dov Charney was charismatic and delulu

· Screaming is not an effective management style

· Dov's sexual misconduct and mismanagement lead to his demise

· Dov starts Los Angeles Apparel and works with Kanye & Yeezy

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