We delve into the world of languages, from the fictional to the very real but very rare. Darren regrets not learning to speak Mandarin, and Joe wonders if a world with one language might be best for all.

Darren dreams of a life where he's motivated, while Joe gives an incredibly strange take on Irish history and geography that ends up in a startling revision of the island’s past.

We cover gambler’s remorse, how history’s mad road has only led us back to the box room, suspected cannibals in the New World and the ruining of cinnamon.

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