The hotel planet is actually a space ship! Captain Max took a pill which gave him two penises and sets of balls, which turned out to be sentient and evil and tried to convince him to kill everyone in the hotel. Max devised a brilliant plan to solve this by punching himself in the balls so hard that they exploded. He was badly wounded and needed to return to the ship for medical attention, but he was also really high on Space Dust and really wanted to go to a party. He did! And he met Party Pete and Ezra Miller! Ezra, Pete and Devon were furious that the team took Max away from the party and began piloting Party Planet towards the ship with the intention of taking it.

Meanwhile on the ship, Pop was attempting to unionize the cultists.

Also Steev is carrying the offspring of Wedoo the carniverous plant who he was in love with! Also Tony and Stella broke up and Tony was missing!

This show is really popping off!

What will happen this week on TALES FROM THE LOST GALAXY?!?!?!?!

David Borja - Raphael and Devon the Bellhop

Annastasia Brown - Stella and Cuuult

Montana Rosalle - Something the Wizard, Baxter T Tibbles, Party Pete the Party Dude, One of Max's Evil Testicles and Cultist #2

J.D. Dueckmann - Captain Max and Cultist 420

Claire Temple - Pop! Ezra Miller and the other Evil Testicle

Kazz Leskard - Emperor Steev and the spirit of Jerry Ferrilax

Matt Ip Shaw - Tony Italiano and Cultist #1

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