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🎙️ Episode 32: Cinderella & the Mothball Masquerade
Fractured Fairy Tale Edition — When Moths Attack and Closets Fight Back!
Episode Summary:
Once upon a grime, there was a tale of lace, legacy... and larvae! In this whimsical and pun-filled fractured fairy tale, Cinderella isn’t waiting for a prince—she’s waging war against moths, mildew, and mayhem in the closet of doom.
Join Julie and Janis as they reimagine the classic Cinderella story with a decluttering twist. From textile apocalypse survival tips to closet chaos containment strategies, this episode is packed with laughs, lavender sachets, and lint roller lore.
Cinderella's not just going to the ball—she's bringing a closet emergency kit with her. So whether you're drowning in old garments or your storage smells like Grandma's attic during a thunderstorm, this episode will leave you feeling closet-confident and clutter-free.
🧹 Key Takeaways:
- 👗 Why heirloom garments need more than just sentimental storage.
- 🐛 How to spot the early signs of a moth infestation.
- 🌿 Mothball alternatives that won’t make your clothes smell like regret.
- 🧺 How Cinderella sorted her way to royal success with peppermint spray, garment bags, and cedar.
- 🎉 Decluttering tips that turn your wardrobe into a walk-in fairytale.
🪄 Featured Segments:
- Act One: The Grime Before Time
- Act Two: Closet Chaos and Carnage
- Act Three: Declutter Strikes Back
- Moth Mythbusters: Truth bombs about bug-based bunk
- Act Four: The Ball, the Broom, and the Breakdown
- Act Five: After-Party Decluttering & Lavender Lockdowns
💫 Remember:
Closet confidence is the new royal etiquette. And when in doubt, label your bins and line your drawers with cedar. 🪵👑
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Keep it Simple, Keep it Intentional, and - as always - Keep Decluttering!!
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