“How stupid are Democrats?” Every time we think we've hit the bottom, they break out a jackhammer and start digging like they’re hoping to discover a new layer of dumb beneath the mantle. Democrats don’t just make mistakes—they build entire ecosystems of stupidity. They terraform reality until rational people look around thinking, “Did I miss a memo? Did the CDC issue a stupidity outbreak warning and I forgot to mask up?”

I mean, we’ve reached the point where an overweight farm-animal-shaped dude—complete with a fully intact factory-issued reproductive package—wins the “World’s Strongest Woman” contest. That’s not progress; that’s performance art for people who failed high-school biology but excelled in cosplay. And the best part? The contest officials were SHOCKED. “What? He’s not a woman?” Like someone told them gravity was political.

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