(00:00-25:46) Let us be a spark on a morning like this. Opening up a kissing booth to get YouTube subscribers. Impetigo. Why doesn't Doug dive anymore? THEY ARE NOT HAPPY. Binner barking at the coach. Audio of Jim Montgomery talking about the spat with Binnington being over and done with. Bad 12 hour span for The Note yesterday. There's still romance in the air. Turtleneck Tuesday. Jaxon Dart got unloaded on last night. Soccer helmets. Doug's dickie. Anarchy Saturday. Kalani Sataki to Penn State?

(25:54-48:20) Nelly Furtado. Is Bob Barker the GOAT of gameshow hosts? Mike Francesa and turtlenecks. The Lane Train landed in Baton Rouge yesterday. Audio of Kiffin talking about his arrival at LSU. Lane gets to visit a couple of his toxic exes next year. Lane called Coach O and said he felt like talking like him. Chairman wants Coach O at Ole Miss. Don't say obtuse. Audio of Schefter's obtuse comments. Stop saying obtuse.

(48:30-1:01:44) Martin played it wrong but he won. The years haven't treated Britney well. Texts from The Nonling. The Blues struggles. Jackson's Blues struggle during the SportsCenter update. Do your job. Big bounce back moment from Jackson. Audio of Jim Montgomery talking about the logic behind his goaltending decisions. Mike Bray: big turtleneck guy, friend of The Cat.

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