(00:00-27:54) Maybe we'll call the texters today. Auto-asphyxiation. Propecia for beards. A blank dossier is a good dossier. Martin's CBC grooming. Doug thinks the best coaching job in college football is Texas. The Texas A&M milkmen. Josh Pate's has a great voice. NASCAR keeps Chuckles Marlowe busy. Martin has busy hands and curious fingers. How do you do, Connor Bedard? How Jackson became producer of TMA. Name that foot.

(28:02-55:49) You wanted Kriss Kross, you got it. Where'd those feet pictures end up? Worst celebrity feet. Finger toes. You gotta own it. Tim's lock of the week on Spread Zone is BYU +12.5. Indiana's got a lot going on. Hinkle Field House. Fixing Jackson's 7-iron today. Doug won't cover the Missouri State bowl game. Larry Eustachy.

(55:59-1:24:17) Chairman is an offensive guru on NCAA Football '26. Katie Woo leaving the Cardinals to cover the Dodgers. Vacationing in St. Barth's. Lane Kiffin still the main story on ESPN's website. The worst business moves of all time. Sniffin' the johns in the front yard. Catering to the people at peace with the world. You don't see a lot of dungeons. Carpenter Matt is back on the line. Got bad knees. Can you survive an 80 foot fall?

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