Explore the Alpha Centauri system—our nearest stellar neighbors at 4.37 light-years—and discover why "nearby" in cosmic terms still means impossibly far away.

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We examine a triple-star system humanity has emotionally invested in as Plan B, despite knowing roughly as much about it as we do about Neptune's internal policies. Learn why Proxima Centauri's "habitable zone" planet receives radiation levels that would vaporize optimism itself, why Alpha Centauri A and B remain stubbornly planet-free despite decades of searching, and how the three-body problem makes orbital mechanics feel like managing a matrixed organization. From Jean Richaud's 1689 accidental discovery to JWST's 2025 detection of a Neptune-class disappointment, we investigate the uncomfortable gap between proximity and accessibility—because sometimes the closest thing to us in the entire galaxy still won't return our calls.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.