There's a new show on the CW, and wouldn't you know it, it's based on the adventures of everyone's favorite redheaded teen scamp, Archie Andrews! That's right, this icon of wholesome American teenhood is finally hitting the small screen. And don't we all need a dose of that innocent, hygienic optimism that Archie Comics is famous for? It's such a relief to know, in these troubled times, that not everything has to be all joyless and morbid. Sometimes a show can just be pure. Guileless. It's bubblegum and baseball games. Cherry-red Chevrolets. Drive-in movies. Nuclear families. We will all stay young forever and we'll never, ever die. Come with us down to the chock'lit shop, because it's time for Riverdale. Show: Riverdale Season 1, Episode 10: "The Lost Weekend" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (http://ledboise.bandcamp.com)