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Episode 42 | Sasquatch or Schizophrenia: Who’s in the Woods?
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In this whiskey-fueled expedition into the unknown, we stomp into the thick woods of conspiracy to hunt for one of Earth’s most legendary—and controversial—cryptids: Bigfoot.
Is he a lost primate species, an alien scout, or just a meth head in a ghillie suit? From blurry VHS sightings to interdimensional portals, the RBM boys take off the flannel, put on their tinfoil hats, and go full Squatch mode. We dig into the footprints, shaky cams, suspicious hair samples, and the 10,000+ reports that somehow still haven’t convinced David or Joey that Bigfoot’s real. But Chris? Oh, he believes. And he brought charts.
What We’re Covering in This Episode:
🦶 Trail Cam Trauma – Why are all Bigfoot videos filmed on a toaster from 1996?
🌲 The Missing 411 – Thousands vanish in national forests… coincidence or Squatch snack time?
🧬 Hair Samples & Government Denials – From bears to “unknown primates,” what is science hiding?
👣 The Patterson-Gimlin Film – Legendary footage or a Halloween prank gone viral?
🛸 Alien Apes & Time Rifts – Is Bigfoot part of a cosmic glitch or the universe's biggest hide-and-seek champ?
🎥 Blurry Evidence – Why is Bigfoot always just out of focus? Maybe he is blurry.
🐔 Chicken Feed Crimes – A nine-foot ape broke into a barn and ate 50 lbs of chicken chow. Missouri is not okay.
💩 Bigfoot’s Junk – We ask the real questions: Does Bigfoot have a human dong or a red rocket?
The RBM crew debates blurry videos, lost hikers, and the existence of a dick-shy primate with superhuman senses. Joey calls out hoaxes. David wants real evidence. Chris brings the woo-woo and an unreasonable amount of confidence.
Quote of the Episode:
"If one of these 10,000 videos is real, I win. That’s Bigfoot math, baby."
Whether you’re Team Hoax, Team Hairy Homie, or just here for the chaos, this episode is for the curious, the skeptical, and the cryptid-obsessed.
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