Remember when bumbling Neville knocked over all the time turners? Wasn't that funny and quaint? That should have been the end of it, but all you bothersome Harry Potter fans who made the author unfathomably rich kept asking her about them. So guess what, Cedric's a fascist now. So there.

Join us as AJ from the Worst of All Possible Worlds (and of Puff fame, the much better wizard-themed play) helps us break down the Cursed Child, the bizarre stage play following the time-traveling adventures of the well-named son of Harry: Albus Severus Potter, and the only good character: Scorpius Malfoy.

If you haven't already, please check out the podcast about the pop culture of a dying empire, The Worst of All Possible Worlds co-hosted by AJ:

https://www.patreon.com/WorstOfAll

Music by Solo Monk (@SoloMonk on Twitter, https://www.patreon.com/solomonkar