Eric kicks things off by confusing parentheses with quotation marks (and maybe third-grade grammar in general), leading to an episode full of playful roasts, nostalgic rabbit holes, and philosophical debates about legacy candy storage. Todd stands by with clarifications and calm judgment.

• Parentheses Panic: Eric discovers that the keyboard characters he's called quotes might be, in fact, parentheses. Todd gently breaks the news.

• Grammar and Concussions: Chair shots and DDTs may or may not be blamed for punctuation confusion.

• Dear Live Journal: Eric reads his latest Civil War-inspired Facebook diary, which somehow includes scorpions, Disney budgeting, and a 2006 Wendy’s fry box with emotional value.

• Toy Talk & Turbo Nostalgia: From Fry Boxes to Battle Trolls, and mystery thermal-chested animals, the duo explores the sentimental value of random childhood stuff.

• Marketing via Microblog: Eric shares his new social media strategy—disguising work plugs inside daily anecdotes about snowfish, fry boxes, and scheduling crises.

• Candy in the Trunk: Eric debates whether a child’s Power Wheels is a proper candy storage system. (Spoiler: It is.)

If you've ever struggled with punctuation, nostalgia, or storing leftover Halloween candy, this episode has something for you. Just don’t store your syntax in a fry box.