Tim opens Hour 2 with tales from the return counter—Costco style—and shares wild audio of a customer seriously milking the store’s famously generous policy. Then it’s back to Tim’s war on bad nicknames, as he laments the rise of “Cali” while doubling down on Mayor Bass’s beloved “Angelenos.” From there, it’s Christmas in July at Hobby Lobby, and Tim shares his surprising depth of tariff knowledge (and deep offense at premature holiday shopping). Later, Tim gets roasted on AM 570’s Petros and Money Show for his hot dog steamer purchase and gives one more shoutout to the real star of the night—those finely chopped onions. Finally, he revisits the latest mockery of The Duke of Sports and his misadventures in the Gary and Shannon dating game.