Lords:

• Jenni
• Robb

Topics:

• The phenomenon where multiple people respond with the same mystifying emoji
  • Skin Fort dream and image both provided by WiL: https://stale-meme.itch.io/
• Lately I've engaged in pretend play with my 4 year old nephew by pretending we stole a crate of "Toxic Waste" candy and lying to the cops about it. As actual parents, is this healthy for the child?
• It turns out you don't want to rent a Playstation
• Hints
  • https://x.com/jensbest/status/413105300535668736
• I would be happy to talk about what having an operation to get an Osia 2 bone anchored hearing aid is like.

Microtopics:

• The Stanley Parable New Edition.
• Cyberganked.
• Wishing for games using the Steam wishlist system and the Steam Monkey's Paw curls.
• CRPG blobbers.
• 25 years of Hugo.
• Recognizing a Windows program from 1996.
• Back when malware pretended to be a little guy.
• The origins of Skinfort.
• Hapsburg Jaw.
• Angry Cry Laughing.
• Meta-channels and meta-meta-channels.
• Medicinal Dock Spiders.
• This Spider Pays Taxes.
• The weakest Great Lake of all.
• The good Mexican restaurant in Fond du Lac.
• Fish pouches.
• Whether you have to refrigerate Big League Chew.
• Putting tuna on dry toast.
• Four year olds who want to impress people with how sour s candy they can eat.
• The amount of toxic waste you are allowed to feed a child.
• Having a milkshake and being in bed by 8:30.
• Doing improv with your four year old nephew about invoking the fifth amendment.
• The Cocomelon video about never talking to the police.
• I'm not sad; I'm just on a triangle.
• French mice asking to buy your armpit cheese.
• A kid who just plain needs to be lied to.
• Renting a child so you can make cheese in their armpits.
• Did Jim finally rent the Playstation?
• Going to the place to rent a Playstation and they immediately ask for your Social Security Number.
• It's hot inside the Playstation, and the bugs are cold.
• Just doing the poem about Data's cat Spot every episode.
• The warlock dominatrix Harley Quinn voice that you make everybody listen to.
• Oh I'm sorry, I thought the ceiling was your ass.
• Telling your friends about the guy who said he thought the ceiling was your ass and asking them what it means and they just respond with the grapes emoji.
• Games that have both Booty and The Wizard.
• The scrawny wizard from Zwackery.
• Whether chewing your food is a spell.
• Listening to Topic Lords for all the mouth sounds.
• Constantly rehydrating this child so that he can make the whole house wet.
• Starving zombie apocalypse survivors taking the child seats out of a car so they can turn them upside down and shake all the gummy bears out.
• A poem with a pangram rhyme scheme.
• Bone-anchored hearing aids.
• Bringing a topic list to a first date.
• Waiting until your last day of insurance and bursting into the OR like the Kool-Aid Man.
• Your surgeon quitting the industry immediately after seeing the inside of your head.
• Performatively pressing your hearing aid's nonfunctional volume button.
• Your wife violating HIPAA to tell you a hilarious work story.
• Accidentally installing Bonzi Buddy on your hearing aid.
• Marrying an audiologist to get the best possible hearing aid.
• Going to zoom.ca to rev up your savings.
• Performance Acura North Mississauga.
• Adapting Eliza into a game where you're trying to trick Smaug into giving up his hoard.
• Making a joke about a banana slug actually bring a plantain slug.
• It is the 90s and there is time for Rifftrax.

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