Lords:

• John
• Fif

Topics:

• Accidentally exploring a bunch of related subjects and/or media
• The excellent progression system of Blues' Clues ABCs (1995)
  • https://archive.org/details/blues-clues-blues-abc-time-activities-pc-cd-rom
• Salty Licorice is the sixth taste
  • https://www.zmescience.com/science/news-science/a-sixth-sense-of-taste-salty-licorice/
  • https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salty_liquorice
• The Cubivore between-level limerick
  • https://www.mobygames.com/game/11346/cubivore-survival-of-the-fittest/credits/gamecube/
• 55,555 names

Microtopics:

• Modern problems requiring modern solutions.
• Leaving media behind.
• Subscribing to PBS Passport via your local PBS affiliate.
• Running out of media and just watching Peaceful Skeleton Realm Attacked By Helicopter over and over again.
• Whether the Arctic Circle requires any age verification.
• What even are Truck Nuts?
• Why do trucks have such tiny nuts??
• Watching a movie every day because you're unemployed.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.
• Independent used bookstores in the San Diego Area.
• Used bookstores desperately trying to get rid of math textbooks.
• The original Topic Lords.
• Having a lot of knowledge that you can call on in a useful way.
• Being old and having learned a lot of stuff.
• Your mom describing your brain as "a bric-a-brac of useless facts."
• Science Fiction Hall of Fame.
• The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue.
• Someone who you forget as soon they go out of sight.
• An SCP from the perspective of the SCP.
• A really cool interactive fiction scene in France.
• Rules lawyering your way out of yet another curse.
• The 17th century demon cursing you to live forever and also that "whenever you send an email people won't be able to read what you wrote, they'll just say 'not more dick pill spam.'"
• Word-based minigames.
• The blank was in the sky. Blue had fun with her blank.
• Making a game for three year olds warning them about insecure pedants on the Internet.
• What year of our Lord was Bully released?
• We don't talk about the 2010s.
• The Milton Bradley Microvision.
• The game is about cubes eating and fucking.
• Trying to describe any flavor
• Blue the Dog.
• Scandinavian Delicacy Ammonium Chloride.
• A quest to track down Circus Peanuts.
• An edible earplug that tastes like fake bananas.
• Red Vines and Black Red Vines.
• Being the only grocery store in town that sells licorice and reeling in the only licorice eater in town.
• That Rotting Shark Dish.
• The white people equivalent of huitlacoche.
• The Secret Cowbell.
• The hip hop community realizing that you can increase the delay on the kick drum and rattle your entire car for several seconds.
• Tigers can't see the sideshow, only cows can see the sideshow.
• Piggy Fif.
• A classic poem about cubes fucking.
• Checking GameFAQs for a list of poems in Cubivore.
• Piggy Playername's extremely distinctive manner of speaking.
• Atlus Beast and Editing Beast.
• The Cubivore trophy in Super Smash Bros.
• A genetic progression that you need to do by transmogrifying into a progression of various beasts.
• Entering a tunnel shaped like a heart and sitting in a flesh colored void until you attract 20 females into your harem.
• Want to mate? Yes/no.
• The Cubivore manual with the cutaway diagram of cube physiology.
• Bully/Cubivore crossover fic.
• Little Samson.
• Get good at enjoying video games without being validated by a tiny purple cube, scrub.
• The file you keep of all the names you'll answer to.
• Pith, fip, pince, fifth, and fint.
• People: they have a lot of names.
• Being diagnosably bad at code switching.
• Writing a random number of fs as a symbol representing your employee.
• Choosing to be the banana taped to the wall.
• Gaming naming.
• Printing up a deck of constraints for when you're asking people to choose a name for you.
• Paraeducation.
• Jobs at The MADE.
• The Worst Nintendo Store.
• Teaching game design to young children every Saturday morning.
• The forefront of the next generation of digital creators.

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