Everyone's sober, prepared, and back in rhythm this week, and it's never felt so good! Your Connie girls talk about why this year's tournament simply isn't reaching the heights of last year — it's called emotional stability and it's disgusting. Luckily we've got Orange Cassidy and his proclivities to get us through these trying times, not to mention the time capsule that Will Ospreay's straightened floppy '90s boy hair put us into. Plus, we're attracted to Chris Jericho, we're NOT attracted to Matt Cardona, and we're SO worried about our son Kyle O'Reilly and the horrifying normalization process that's taken him over.

(00:00) Chitchat Time

(03:42) The Connie

(5:44) Claudio, Will Ospreay (and his hair), Darby

(23:30) Ricochet

(26:27) Danny Garcia

(30:19) Brody King

(33:43) Mina and Mariah, Toni Storm

(43:39) Mercedes Mone

(45:47) Death Riders and Orange Cassidy

(1:04:21) Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, MJF

(1:15:47) Matt Cardona and Chris Jericho

(1:28:30) Private Party