In this episode, the lads are back for a jam-packed ride through Sats stress, royal garden parties, and some truly unforgettable residential trip stories. 👑💩

Mr P reflects on his surreal visit to Buckingham Palace for a royal garden party celebrating education. He met King Charles, cracked a few jokes, and left with a selfie that definitely doesn’t reflect how well the conversation went.

The duo also reveal their biggest tour show yet: they're finishing their 2025/26 tour at The Lowry’s massive Lyric Theatre in May 2026 🎤🔥. Grab your tickets now at and don’t miss out!

✨ Cockney John makes a triumphant return, giving his iconic and unfiltered take on reality TV. From Big Brother to Love Island, nothing is safe – not even dolphins or Marjorie the chicken.

We also hear from the listeners with two epic threads: The most unhinged things children have said to teachers and residential trip horror stories.

It’s a laugh-a-minute episode that’ll make you grateful you're not supervising a canoe trip with wire wool gloves or clearing up mysterious hallway poo.

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🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):

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