Ah the cinematic experience that was Wolf Man (2025) — we waited months and months through delay after delay for a werewolf movie that...wasn't actually a werewolf movie because it had a similar but really different monster, but it was also trying to be a cabin-in-the-woods movie, and a boring one, yet it was called Wolf Man despite being about neither a werewolf nor Lawrence Talbot. Fuck. And then there was the extraordinarily creepy, extraordinarily gross, and somewhat overwrought Nosferatu from Robert Eggers, who is making his own werewolf movies soon — which presumably is about actual werewolves. Ok...enough...listen...do it now!