Forget 50 and fabulous: hosts Claire and Lisa are 50 (ish) and still f*cked up (#fasfu). Join them as they reflect on the pressing issues and whether they'll ever live their Best Life Now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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This week Claire and Lisa return for a Christmas special filled with talk about cats, cold weather, eggnog and more -- as they join forces from opposite sides of the globe. They ask, is it ok to write Xmas or do you have to go the whole hog, do we need a guide to how to cut cheese (and why didn't Lisa know that was a euphemism?) and do you know how…
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S4. Ep 23. The one about drunk purchases, "wife guys" and ... some news.
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36:43This week Claire and Lisa discuss the demise of the "wife guy" -- men who heap praise on their wives in public while many of them seem to go off and have affairs. There's a chat about drunk purchases and what stupid things have been bought while inebriated (Little House On The Prairie Box-set anyone?) and why Nicole and Gwyneth are so thirsty as th…
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S4. Ep 22. The one about active couch potatoes and butter boards.
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31:42This week Claire and Lisa dive into the world of butter boards and wonder, are they worth it? They talk about "active couch potatoes" -- those of us who exercise regularly but then sit on the couch for the rest of the day. There's a chat about XO pippies, the deliciousness of the Beckham family saga and how Mercury Retrograde is going for you. Ther…
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S4. Ep. 21. The one about the funeral and why Camilla is cool again.
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37:49This week Claire and Lisa discuss the Queen's funeral and HOW SAD WERE THOSE CORGIS? They also talk about Aussie designer Camilla and how she's cool again -- and Lisa is behind her. There's a chat about air fryer apple pies, why Matt Smith is so hot, meno moments with Claire's hormones out of control and why the new Colin Fassnidge chips are his be…
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S4. Ep 20. The one about the Queen and the right time to eat dinner.
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43:06This week Claire and Lisa discuss the death of The Queen, Charles becoming king and what will it will mean to Meghan and Harry, and Lisa has a startling fact about just how many of us have been born since she took the throne. Claire also asks: Since when is a book about cheeseboards classified as a cookbook? There's a chat about Welcome to Wrexham,…
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S4 . Ep 19. The one about Leo Dicaprio, Meghan Markle and the literal pain of turning 50.
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42:52They're back! This week Claire and Lisa are back from an extended holiday to discuss ageing as Lisa has turned the big 5-0! There's sciatica on the menu, as well as lady operations and more. They talk about Meghan Markle and why we can't look away, Leonardo's dating life and why he can't stop dating 20-somethings, and there's a big question: how mu…
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S4. Ep 18 . The one about Robert Irwin, curing brain fog and the meaning of heteropessimism.
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36:11This week Claire and Lisa talk brain fog again, but this time they have a cure. There's a chat about heteropessimism -- those tired old memes about hetero married life and why they can be damaging -- and a discussion about how Robert Irwin is hot (and yes, we know that is creepy!). As well, they talk about ultrasounds and how there's nothing worse …
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S4. Ep 17. The one about standing on one leg and recording dead people talking.
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36:23This week Claire and Lisa talk about the medical test that says if you can't balance on one leg for 10 seconds you may die (or something). They also discuss Amazon's Alexa using recordings of your dead loved ones' voices -- and whether it's something they'd feel weird about. There's a Culture Club about Elvis the movie and the Kardashians, there's …
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S4. Ep 16. The one about the Logies, and are you a BEC?
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37:49This week, Claire and Lisa discuss the Logies and how nice it was to have it back on TV (and how Chrissie Swan is their new hero!). They talk about cleaning products and Claire takes the crown of most boring person on earth with her chat about Aldi washing up liquid. There's the BEC -- that person at work who can't do anything right, and what that …
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S4. Ep 15. The one about Rebel Wilson and nostalgia fatigue
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39:14This week Claire and Lisa talk about the "outing" of Rebel Wilson and share their thoughts. They also talk about how to ACTUALLY wear a puffa jacket and not look like the Michelin Man, Claire's outing to see Judith Lucy and Denise Scott that was a meno moment in itself, why wine is making them cry these days, the show Everything I know about Love, …
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S4. Ep 14. The one about Swedengate and "good" pyjamas
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35:35This week Claire and Lisa are talking about Swedengate -- the discovery that in Sweden in days gone by families wouldn't feed you if you were on a playdate at their house -- and ask the question, do you have to feed a guest in your home? There's some Culture Club, where they discuss Stranger Things Season 4, as well as thew book Currently Between H…
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S4. Ep 13. The one about 'sleep inertia' and falling over in the street.
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31:39This week Claire and Lisa discuss the upcoming Jubilee and how they feel about the Queen having a big old party. There's a chat about sleep inertia -- the idea that you can't wake up in the morning -- and Lisa confesses that she's getting more like an old person every day and waking up super early. There's some What Hurts Now about how Sydney's str…
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S 4. Ep 12. The one about Albo, getting meno-mad and waiters who won't shut up.
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41:18This week Claire and Lisa talk about the election result - and Julie Bishop's Ch.9 glow up. There's a chat about getting angry in Meno Moments -- and why being on HRT is such a leveller (and getting taken off it can be hell!), plus Lisa had a facebook fight with a stranger! There's some new ALDI chocolate that they're loving and in Food for Thought…
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S4. Ep 11. The one about the questions to ask a partner.
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36:49This week Claire and Lisa discuss the 15 questions one expert says you need to ask a partner when you're in a new relationship. They are both reading the same book -- Lessons in Chemistry -- and both love it, plus they also both enjoy the world's most stupid TV show, The Pentaverate. As well, they talk the TikTok trend for putting on your makeup wi…
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S4. Ep.10 The one about Robbie Williams, being clumsy and getting The Ick.
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40:30This week Claire and Lisa are back from their trip to Melbourne to see Robbie Williams and they want to tell you all about it. They discuss the TikTok trend that is "the Ick" and what it actually is, talk about Ozark and 10 Percent on TV and address Pete Davidson's Kim Kardashian Glow up. There's a big Beauty Spot after a Priceline event meant they…
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S 4. Ep 9. The one about falling out of love and menopause mentors.
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30:23This week Claire and Lisa can hardly contain their excitement as it's time to see Robbie Williams in concert. But before that, they discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's menopause mentor, hating on the Beckham kids and why Aldi beef pies are so damn good. There's also a chat about dry conditioner, how to fall out of love easily and why people folding things is…
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S4. Ep 8. The one about words we should stop saying.
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36:36This week Claire and Lisa are overexcited about Harry Styles and Shania Twain duetting, they wax lyrical about Gumption and cleaning products, chat about getting your flaps out in bed (hey, we mean the flaps on the pillowcases!) and discuss why a $60 tool to lift the mattress may be what's missing in their lives. There's a Culture Club about the mo…
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S4. Ep 7. The one about men dressing like rock stars and the way to feel really old...
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29:49This week, Claire and Lisa talk about Brooklyn Beckham's wedding and how him being married just makes them feel really old. There's a chat about Lenny Kravitz and the beauty of men dressing cool at any ages, there's Snack Attack which this week has some not-so-tasty treats and a follow up about how to leave a job (and why you may want to). Also, ne…
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S4. Ep 6. The one about how soon your bra comes off...
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37:34This week Claire and Lisa talk about why " blue spaces" are the new green when it comes to calming us down, they also discuss the "supercold" that mimics the symptoms of COVID and the fact that having good skin comes down to SPF, genetics and money. There's Culture Club, where they talk the Oscar movies, a few Snack Attack Easter recommendations an…
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S4. Ep 5. The one about women dining alone, old men's taste in food and #menomoments..
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34:55This week Claire and Lisa talk about Lisa Wilkinson and why it seems everyone wanted to pile on -- with her solo dining experience and then her daughter's job getting her in strife. They also talk about Gaytime Bites and how delicious they are, have some air fryer tips for the week, are loving the return of Bridgerton and Lisa's into an old Scottis…
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S4. Ep 4. The one about washing powder and yes we know that sounds boring but it's not.
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33:48This week Claire and Lisa talk about washing, and how the experts are saying we don't need to spend up big on detergent. They also discuss star spotting, their excitement about a trip to Melbourne to see Robbie Williams and oh yes, why your wine may taste different these days. Fascinating... There's a big question about Lewis Hamilton and why he's …
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S4. Ep 3. the one about Jamie Lee Curtis's belly and avocado
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30:25This week Claire and Lisa chat about Shepard avocados and why everyone hates them but Claire... and there's a discussion about Jamie Lee Curtis and a post from her latest movie that will have everyone talking. There's a chat about Byron Baes and just how bad a show has to be before Lisa won't watch it (pretty bad, apparently). There's also a better…
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S4. Ep 2. The one about heartache over Warnie and why it's our tipping point.
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44:58This week Claire and Lisa discuss the tragic and untimely death of Shane Warne and why it was the tipping point that had them crying and lamenting the state of the world right now. There are more meno moments, why white is the new black in fashion and Iris Apfel's range for H&M has them very excited indeed. There's a chat about Spencer and why Kris…
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S4. Ep 1. The one about air fryers, meno moments and artisanal crackers.
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43:52This week Claire and Lisa are back for a still-remote SEASON 4 Opener, and they're catching you up with all the Culture Club, Snack Attack and Beauty Spot you may have missed over the past while. They talk about Meno Moments, a new segment where they complain about the effects of menopause, there's Claire's love for her robot vac, Magic Mike plus L…
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S3. Ep 39. The Season Finale. The one about our picks of the year and why Claire's getting a divorce.
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43:02This week Claire and Lisa are getting ready for Christmas... they're discussing their non-negotiable Christmas food items, why Lisa's obsessed with Christmas cooking shows and how Jamie Oliver seems to be obsessed with clementines. Then they talk about the finale of Succession -- is there any more perfect a TV show out there? -- and there's a discu…
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S3. Ep 38. The one about gift belief, Christmas movies and the post-covid financial reset.
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32:32This week Claire and Lisa talk Christmas movies, and the one Lisa is calling "the best Christmas movie ever!", plus where do you stand on biopics? With news Robbie Williams is filming his in Melbourne next year, Claire's thinking of a career change. A big dose of Beauty Spot this week for all your skincare needs, some What's cooking, including Lisa…
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S3. Ep 37. The one about parsnips and MAD men.
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31:36This week Claire and Lisa talk about MAD men (that's mid life, attractive and dependable men like Paul Rudd) and why we're all suddenly mad (!) for them. They talk Aldi parsnips, whether Harris Farm is overpriced but still worth it, and ask the question, if someone gave you a personalised box of Arnott's shapes for Christmas, what would you do? The…
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S3. Ep 36. The one about Benedict's Cumberbatch and weeing in first class.
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39:18This week Claire and Lisa discuss the difference between good sleepers and bad ones, and how you can become better at getting a good night's kip. They also talk about sexting and if you should be fired for doing it, Adele and the scandal around THAT interview, Benedict Cumberbatch and how he's suddenly hot, and the horror of online shopping when yo…
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S3. Ep 35. The one about the new hugs, Clooney's dick move and when are the golden hours?
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40:40This week Claire and Lisa discuss the new hugs and what they actually are. They also talk George Clooney and his 60-year-old man brain that thinks it's ok to tell other older men to "just have kids". Then there's the Golden Hours -- when it's best to go to sleep and when it's best to start doing more work. There's Culture club (The Great British Ba…
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S3. Ep 34. The one about neck messes, humps and refusing to be COVID-kilo shamed.
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37:38This week Claire and Lisa are in the same room for the first time since June, so they're overexcited but sound great. They talk about neck messes -- where you wear loads of chains at once -- and neck humps and how to fix them. There's a discussion about COVID kilos and why we should refuse to be shamed for them, there's talk about getting naked in …
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S3. Ep 33. The one where they're back in your ears with complaints about noise and online shopping fails.
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37:01This week Claire and Lisa are back from their "comfort break" and beginning an 8 week Christmas Countdown... they discuss Succession, Big Brother VIP and more, Claire stayed in a caravan and the world didn't end and Lisa self-diagnoses herself with Misophonia. There's a look at Gwyneth Paltrow's worst habit, the joys of a "crying room" and a relaxi…
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S.3 Ep 32. The one about attention spans and nice-smelling homes.
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41:29This week, Claire and Lisa talk about hotels and why even now it's lovely to have a staycation. They also discuss Nitram, the movie about Port Arthur killer Martin Bryant and why it's important even thought it's hard to watch, Adele and her new music, the end of Ted Lasso and how they feel about Nate being a bad guy and more. There's a chat about m…
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S3. Ep 31. The one about Freedom Day and menopausal skin
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41:55This week Claire and Lisa talk about the similarities between Squid Game and Real Housewives of Melbourne and discuss Elizabeth Day's book, Magpie. There's a chat about Caramilk Krispy Kremes, which dips are best and the concept of "sentimental clutter" as well as a guide to skincare for ageing skin and a follow up about period pants. They discuss …
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S3. Ep 30. The one about Meghan's "tourdrobe" and why we're all about to quit work.
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37:25This week Claire and Lisa discuss how the entire population of the world are quitting their jobs post-COVID, and get to wondering if they would do the same. They discuss Meghan and Harry's visit to NYC and Meghan's $53KUS "tourdrobe", as well as Bobbi Brown's make up rules and why the Victoria Beckham eye pencil Claire bought was worth every cent. …
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S3. Ep 29. The one about Innovations catalogues and picnic dos and don'ts.
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39:18This week Claire and Lisa discuss the new picnic rules and the etiquette of who to invite and how to invite them, plus what you should have to eat on your next 5-person outing. There's some great work-related advice sites to discover, a discussion about how long you should be together before you're really happy in your relationship and a look at Li…
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S3. Ep 28. The one about the Met Gala and taking coffee naps.
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37:09This week Claire and Lisa are all about the Met Gala -- who wore what, who went with who and why some older ladies ruled the red carpet. They talk about Bennifer and why the whole thing is so fascinating, plus discuss the obsession they have with Kourteney Kardashian's new relationship with... well, what's his name. There's Culture Club where Clair…
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S3. Ep 27. The one about "de-ageing" and Cher.
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34:21This week Claire and Lisa talk ABBA and the de-ageing process of their ABBA-tars... what does it all mean? They also discuss the show Clickbait, which is shit but everyone is watching it anyway. There's a look at Cher and her mum being FABULOUS in old age, the fact that men who mumble are a turn on (they're calling it the Roy Kent effect) and the g…
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S3. Ep 26. The one about vaccination certificates and how often you should wash your bits.
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34:15This week Claire and Lisa talk about "slits and tits" and whether you should wash them every day or not... also, they discuss peanut butter helping you sleep, why Trinny knows her stuff when it comes to make up and actually, should we all not use conditioner on our hair? Then there's the COVID vaccination certificate and if you should put it on you…
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S3. Ep 25 . The one about fondue, lockdown and Rege Jean Page sending us to sleep.
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37:55They're back! This week Claire and Lisa discuss Lisa's move to Qld, how they're coping with lockdowns and why Rege Jean Page may be a shining light in the midst of despair. Plus Aldi (#notanad) fondue, Chicken in a Bisket and Twisties are lighting up their lives, the books they're reading and why Nicole Kidman's wig in Nine Perfect Strangers is put…
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This week Claire and Lisa come to you from quarantine... well, Lisa does. So it's a bumper edition if you're keen to know what hotel quarantine in Australia is about -- the food, the boredom, the tears... it's all here. There's Culture Club -- where they discuss Ted Lasso Season 2 and the very real love for Roy Kent, there's Dr Death, on Stan and a…
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Se3. Ep 23. The one about pandemic brain and renovating in a crisis.
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39:04This week Claire and Lisa discuss pandemic brain and why we all need to listen to music, do some exercise and relax. They also talk about hating people who break the COVID rules, why Dr Kerry Chant is their favourite human this year and why fashion designer Matthew Williamson is their new muse when it comes to home improvement. There's also Culture…
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S3. Ep 22. The one about charming people.
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31:03This week Claire and Lisa are back on Skype to talk about charming people and the things they don't do that make them special and Lisa buys some airpods and rockets into the modern era. Then there's a chat about Matt Haig's book The Midnight Library and a host more culture club, including old shows we're watching again in lockdown and Halt and Catc…
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S3. Ep 21. The one about words not to say at work.
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35:14BAD SOUND ALERT! This week Claire and Lisa come to you in the midst of lockdown via Skype to talk about the heartbreaking explanation for what the letter "D" means on Aldi displays, the renaissance of COVID baking, and casting yourself as a character in the movie of your life. They discuss what they've been lockdown-buying, Lisa's new obsession Rea…
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S3. Ep 20. The one about the impending champagne crisis.
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30:51This week Claire and Lisa get panicked about the fact that there are reports we will soon run out of champagne. Plus they discuss Rose Byrne's new show Physical, some great reads for when you're being locked down and a list of things writer Elizabeth Day feels guilty about sparks their own guilt lists. They talk about the new sport of watching peop…
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S3. Ep 19 . The one about useless gadgets and making things easy for yourself.
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29:33This week Claire and Lisa talk about the 10 most useless kitchen gadgets you can own (and how many of them they have), plus there's a follow up about annoying things partners do in the kitchen that could be divorce-worthy. There's a Culture Club bonanza about Lupin Part 2 and why The Underground Railroad is such an important piece of TV, plus why t…
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S3. Ep 18. The one about the pass agg text from Timmy.
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30:50This week, Claire and Lisa talk Lilibet Diana, and how they feel about Harry and Meghan's choice of name for their baby girl. They talk about the tea towel hack for your dishwasher and tell you if it really works. There's also a hack for getting to sleep that involves drinking boiled lettuce, which sounds disgusting, right? There's a big old book f…
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S3. Ep 17. The one about eating cheese on toast for dinner.
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36:57This week Claire and Lisa discuss the show everyone in the world is discussing -- Mare of Easttown. They also talk about the Friends reunion again, and about why Lisa is all about cheese on toast for dinner. There's a chat about passive aggressive emails at work, a discussion about art making you more beautiful and a look at why we're all procrasti…
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S3. Ep 16. The one about "familects" and why Harry needs to stfu.
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34:16This week Claire and Lisa talk about familects -- those made up words and phrases your family use with each other. They also discuss Prince Harry and whether he should just stop talking now please. There's a lot of love for Halston, Mare of Easttown and Celebrity Apprentice this week -- what a high/low assortment of Culture Club that is! Then they …
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S3. Ep 15. The one about "Cheugy", Bennifer and silver splitters.
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33:38This week Claire and Lisa delve into the cultural phenomenon that is things being "cheugy" and ask what the hell that word even means. They discuss the random appeal of Pete Davidson, talk about what you really should comfort eat (and it isn't doughnuts) and Lisa reveals the "best hummus" in the country, thanks to Choice. There's Girls5Eva, the sho…
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S3. Ep 14. The one about languishing, and why we should get hitched.
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35:32This week Claire and Lisa talk about the rise of platonic marriages, and discuss whether they would marry each other at any point. The answer is WE DO. They discuss how COVID has created the phenomenon experts are calling Languishing, and how to get over it, going grey naturally, Brad Pitt's ponytail and how it's time to get vaccinated. They also c…
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