Best Football In A Nutshell Podcasts (2025)

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#93 YER A WIZARD HARRY 1:14:39

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Send us a text Pumice Stones, Purple Poop, and Power Rangers PTSD Nothing says "holiday spirit" like putting your tree up in early November and scouring your toilet bowl like it personally wronged you. Chris is already in full Christmas mode (despite still having broken toes), while David discovers the magical power of pumice stones—and unfortunate…

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#92 3-2-1 GOTTA BLAST! 1:37:15

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Send us a text Gay-bors, Glitter Bombs, and Goliath Regret This week’s episode is like if a Hallmark Christmas special did ayahuasca in a Walmart parking lot. David’s out here befriending his new gay-bors while trick-or-treating like a wholesome sitcom dad, and Chris realizes—live on air—that he bought a set of glitter-covered ornaments and basical…

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#91 AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM 1:13:10

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Send us a text CJ Khaled, Prosthetic Stats & Reverse Exorcisms Welcome to another episode of Pour Choices, where the IQ drops faster than Chris’s Amazon delivery success rate. We kick things off with a very adult discussion about drunken pants-peeing (spoiler: it’s happened), then dive headfirst into the theology of Chris’s fake conversion to Islam…

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#90 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 1:18:15

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Send us a text Honestly, Does Anyone Like Candy Corn? In this spooky-season fever dream of an episode, the boys tackle all the hard-hitting Halloween topics — like which traumatic childhood moment still keeps them up at night, which celebrity is shockingly Jewish, and what they'd do if locked in a windowless time prison with a $10 million payout on…

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#89 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW, IT'S WHAT YOU CAN PROVE IN COURT 1:16:11

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Send us a text Million Dollar Challenges, Ant Wars, and Apocalyptic Activities What do twin babies born during Daylight Saving Time, a $1 million survival challenge, and your dog’s inner monologue all have in common? Absolutely nothing—just like the rest of this episode. This week, the boys dive headfirst into society’s dumbest debates and come out…

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#88 THE BEAR NECESSITIES 52:03

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Send us a text Prehistoric Conspiracies, Fiber Fails & Jerry’s Finger This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start strong with a theory that would make your high school science teacher quit mid-semester — what if the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a UFO... and we’re the aliens? Yeah, buckle up, Neil deGrasse Ty-slow. From there,…

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#87 I PUT THAT SH*T ON EVERYTHING 58:32

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Send us a text Voldemort, Cataracts, and Condiment Controversies You know it’s going to be a Pour Choices kind of episode when Chris kicks things off by rage-venting about his Toyota dealership trauma like it’s a hostage negotiation. From there, things only get dumber: we ask the hard-hitting questions like can orphans eat at family restaurants, wh…

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#86 FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 51:23

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Send us a text Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away This episode is like watching two drunk uncles argue in a Buffalo Wild Wings, except instead of wings you get 11 hours of Chris waiting for a car dealership to remember he exists. From there we spiral into life’s biggest mysteries: why we wash towels that only ever touch our allegedly clean bod…

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#85 WOMEN & CHILDREN ONLY 1:16:40

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Send us a text R.I.P. Charlie Kirk This episode is basically a fever dream wrapped in a podcast. We start with the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk before diving into immortality that sounds more like a punishment, limb-swapping for potato tubes, and sitcom catchphrases that’ll guarantee nobody ever invites you to Thanksgiving again. Strap in. There’…

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#84 EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY 1:41:22

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Send us a text And On The 4th Day… What do you get when you mix peanut allergies, blind-ranking assassinations, and a spontaneous TED Talk on relativity? An episode of Pour Choices that goes from biblical confusion to dad-core drafts in under 60 minutes. This one has it all: unsolicited parenting overlap, bald man identity crises, and a terrifying …

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#83 NEVER FORGET 1:29:55

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Send us a text You Haven’t Forgotten Yet, Have You? This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the important questions—like what if cows ran the government? What if birds had Wi-Fi? And what if you recorded a 9/11 episode from the cockpit of a plane? We kick things off with: 🧠 Avril Lavigne isn’t real – and we’ve got just enough fake evidence…

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#82 I BEQUEATH THIS UNTO YOU 1:19:39

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Send us a text Missing Bananas, Fantasy Football Names, & Vigilante Justice This week on The Pour Choices Show, we unlock a new marketing strategy so diabolical, it could only come from two guys who once debated the ethics of pushing a corpse down a slide: Hijack Airbnb’s and log them into our YouTube. That’s not a joke. That’s a call to action. Fr…

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#81 2 GIRLS, 1 LAKE 1:29:47

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Send us a text Dead Weight, Sack Talk, & Definitely NOT “Bottomless” Margaritas This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris is beefing with another neighbor over a misdelivered package, David ponders whether a sack is a vessel for goods or just a body bag with branding, and somehow we end up debating whether to respectfully carry a dead man—or just s…

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#80 DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL 1:24:08

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Send us a text More Bags Than Michael Kors & Other HR Violations Chris and David are back with another episode that would definitely get them fired from any respectable workplace. These two walking liability cases tackle everything from foot-breathing to inanimate object marriages with the professionalism of drunk teenagers. Buckle up for conversat…

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#79 PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN 1:26:45

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Send us a text Boat Days, Beer Math & Finger Fountains This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re pouring drinks, pouring nostalgia, and pouring way too much thought into whether our skin is gaslighting us about prunes. We kick things off with: 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – liquid courage before questionable opinions 🏈 Chris officially declares himse…

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#78 HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE 1:30:17

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Send us a text Prune Juice, Potatoes & Parenting Trust Falls This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris comes in hot after being called out for phoning it in the past few weeks—and by “hot,” we mean he delivers the world’s most awkward motivational speaker intro. From there? Pure chaos. We kick it off with: 🥔 The definitive debate: mashed, baked, fr…

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#77 YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GAY? 1:15:14

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Send us a text Koalas Get Chlamydia, Chris Gets Tattoos This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into camping disasters, psychopath quizzes, and—of course—the national epidemic of sexually transmitted koalas. Buckle up. It’s one of those episodes. We kick things off with: 🎤 A Coldplay Kiss-Cam recap: accidental romance, awkward energy,…

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#76 SWEET HOME ALABAMA! 1:23:56

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Send us a text Off-Brand Opinions & Cold-Ass Friendships ❄️📞💩 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we're throwing it way back—to unlimited nights and weekends, dollar-store knockoffs, and the kind of friendships that leave you passed out in the snow. We kick things off with: 📱 Remember when you had to wait until 9PM to talk to your friends? Gen Z wi…

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#75 WHO IN THE HELL PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FREEZER? 1:05:22

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Send us a text The Juice Is Loose, and So Is Chris… This week on The Pour Choices Show, we break out the nostalgia, the Harry Potter facts, and some very questionable opinions—including one about the true identity of the Kool-Aid Man. (Is he the juice or the pitcher? The people demand answers.) We kick things off with: 🎧 That one time there was an …

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#74 HEROES GET REMEMBERED, BUT LEGENDS NEVER DIE 1:03:32

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Send us a text Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No rea…

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#73 AMERICA, FREEDOM, BALD EAGLES, AND BEER 1:06:19

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Send us a text HAPPY F***ING FREEDOM DAY! 🇺🇸🦅💥 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America the only way we know how—by discussing international conflict, dark hypotheticals, food rankings, Hogwarts houses, and of course, the possibility of sexually negotiating world peace. We kick things off with: 🎶 A banger rendition of “I Ran” by A F…

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#72 HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES 1:24:49

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Send us a text A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss… This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there. We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don…

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#71 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PITCHER OR A PICTURE 1:22:13

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Send us a text Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶 This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes. We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hittin…

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#70 THE EPISODE OF OUR LORD 1:40:09

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Send us a text Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫 On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time. We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteri…

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#69 YEAH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE 1:40:07

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Send us a text Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻 This one was never going to be appropriate. Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:…

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#68 BRUNCH IS JUST BREAKFAST WITH MIMOSAS 1:12:40

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Send us a text Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙‍♂️ This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with: 💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even mat…

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#67 POPE LEO DECLARES ALL PIZZA NOW CHICAGO STYLE 57:27

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Send us a text Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿 This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’…

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#66 iROCK, YOU SUCK! 1:46:00

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Send us a text 100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal wor…

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#65 DON'T COMMIT MISDEMEANORS WHILE COMMITTING FELONIES! 1:29:34

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Send us a text The story that made us want to know more: https://www.reddit.com/r/onions/s/RztxdiXAt4 YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fa…

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#64 IF DUCT TAPE WON'T FIX IT, YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH 1:15:07

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Send us a text Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜 This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our special guest Dookie Mush, who instantly derails everything with enough redneck energy to power a Waffle House during a hurricane. We kick things off with…

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#63 IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU 1:18:10

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Send us a text Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻 This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privilege…

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#62 JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE 1:22:26

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Send us a text HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻 This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode. We ask the big questions: 💰 Is…

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#61 TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN! 1:24:14

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Send us a text Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙‍♂️💀 This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense. We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on …

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#60 BE A BETTER FATHER... 1:35:50

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Send us a text Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!? This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in other words, business as usual. We kick it off reflecting on some of the most quick-witted comments we’ve heard before diving into a brutal round of yes …

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#59 THE WHOLE TOP DIAMONDS AND THE BOTTOM ROSE GOLD 1:16:23

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Send us a text Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻 We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days. First up, we tackle the real questions: 🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you w…

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#58 DING FRIES ARE DONE! 1:16:25

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Send us a text Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩 This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.) Then, sh*t gets philosophical: 🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you ha…

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#57 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1:09:45

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Send us a text Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌 If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate. Then, things take a …

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#56 THE GREAT EMU WAR 1:27:59

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Send us a text Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸‍♂️🦆🍻 Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record time. First up, we celebrate the birthday of Tiger King himself (because nothing screams America like a mullet and exotic animals). Then, we get deep …

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#55 THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER 1:36:16

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Send us a text Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻 If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM fee…

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#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1:19:35

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Send us a text Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️ This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no …

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#53 ONE YEAR OF POUR CHOICES 1:21:41

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Send us a text A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻 It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable. We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episo…

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#52 ONE DOLLAR, BOB 1:12:21

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Send us a text 100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻 Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hitting scientific inquiries, like how many pennies would fit in your room? and the even more important question—would you stay in a building for the r…

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#51 THANKS FOR THE WARNING, OFFICER 1:16:47

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Send us a text Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻 Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you didn’t know you needed. This week we kick things off with a quick discussion about the headache that is editing the audio for these damn shows, and then…

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#50 CANCEL THIS PODCAST! 1:21:19

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Send us a text Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO! This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off by hilariously interrupting Chris Is it John Cena, or Erik? Is it Stone Cold, or Tally? But just when things start rolling, technical difficulties s…

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#49 WE'RE FAT & WE'RE DRINKIN' 1:25:16

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Send us a text Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness! This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things interesting. 🍻 We start things off with This Week’s Pour Choices, where we try a new beer, rate it 1–10, and (hopefully) don’t regret it. Then, it’s tim…

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#48 PEOPLE FRIENDLY, BUG DEADLY 1:29:07

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Send us a text Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem! This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥 First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit …

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#47 DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE SNAKES? 1:27:45

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Send us a text Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year! Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same chaotic energy. This week’s episode is packed with the most random (and hilarious) debates yet. First up: Best Buy is heightist (seriously, what’s with …

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#46 IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? 1:24:07

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Send us a text Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄 This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking things off, Santa lands at #1 on the FBI’s Most Wanted List (seriously, what’s he hiding?), and we settle once and for all if Die Hard is a Christmas …

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#45 IS A SONG A SONG IF THERE AREN'T ANY WORDS? 1:31:08

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Send us a text From Poisonous Grapes to Greatest Touchdowns: A Hilarious Holiday Mix! Get ready for a jam-packed episode that blends holiday cheer, random debates, and total nonsense! This week kicks off with a beer conundrum— Is a fruity sour similar to a chocolate stout?—as we dive into this week’s Pour Choices. From there, we’re tackling life’s …

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#44 I'M A REAL BOY! 1:06:41

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Send us a text "From Ants to Christmas: Wild Debates and Hot Takes!" Strap in for another wild episode of chaos, laughs, and debates! 🐜 Chris is back with an ant follow-up (yes, still ants), and David’s getting called out for being an @$$hol3—surprise, surprise. We’re diving into post-Thanksgiving recovery, debating everything from $3x toys vs. fir…