Best Football In A Nutshell Podcasts (2025)

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#64 IF DUCT TAPE WON'T FIX IT, YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH 1:15:07

15h ago1:15:07

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Send us a text Southern Boy Survival Tactics, DUI Tricycles, and Redneck Wisdom – Welcome to the Chaos 🧻🍻🚜 This week on The Poor Choices Show, things get real dumb, real fast. We're joined by our special guest Dookie Mush, who instantly derails everything with enough redneck energy to power a Waffle House during a hurricane. We kick things off with…

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#63 IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH I WON'T GET MAD AT YOU 1:18:10

8d ago1:18:10

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Send us a text Fake Songs, Finger Sacrifices, and Dark Web Starter Packs – Just Another LAN Party 🎮🧠🍻 This week on The Poor Choices Show, the boys bring in a special guest to help navigate the most important issues of our time—like whether a straw has one hole or two, and if it’s socially acceptable to cut off a finger for permanent steak privilege…

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#62 JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE 1:22:26

15d ago1:22:26

1:22:26

Send us a text HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻 This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode. We ask the big questions: 💰 Is…

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#61 TOM BRADY CAUGHT KISSING A MAN! 1:24:14

22d ago1:24:14

1:24:14

Send us a text Death Bed Confessions, Harry Potter Pickup Lines, and a RAGING Problem 🦝🧙‍♂️💀 This week on The Poor Choices Show, we go from Tom Brady’s lips to bankrupting a country in less than 6 minutes—and somehow, it all makes sense. We kick things off with the latest installment of "How Bizarre," where Chris accidentally drops a song lyric on …

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#60 BE A BETTER FATHER... 1:35:50

29d ago1:35:50

1:35:50

Send us a text Godparents, Ozark Pregnancies, and Who The F*** Are The “MDFoodieBoyz”!? This week’s episode is a masterclass in first-world problems, poor life choices, and unfiltered stupidity—in other words, business as usual. We kick it off reflecting on some of the most quick-witted comments we’ve heard before diving into a brutal round of yes …

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#59 THE WHOLE TOP DIAMONDS AND THE BOTTOM ROSE GOLD 1:16:23

1M ago1:16:23

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Send us a text Magic Buttons, Toothless Nightmares, and European Lizards Invading Ohio 🦎💀🍻 We’re back with another completely unhinged episode, and this one’s got everything—messed-up dreams, vocal regrets, and the biggest scandals from our high school days. First up, we tackle the real questions: 🔘 If you had a magic button that did anything you w…

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#58 DING FRIES ARE DONE! 1:16:25

1M ago1:16:25

1:16:25

Send us a text Hiding a Giraffe, Blue Junk, and the Great Sandwich Debate 🦒🍞💩 This episode is a perfect mix of absolute stupidity, unnecessary debates, and life’s real questions—like how the hell would you hide a giraffe from the government? (We have some very illegal ideas.) Then, sh*t gets philosophical: 🥪 If you cut a sandwich in half, do you ha…

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#57 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1:09:45

2M ago1:09:45

1:09:45

Send us a text Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌 If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate. Then, things take a …

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#56 THE GREAT EMU WAR 1:27:59

2M ago1:27:59

1:27:59

Send us a text Cyclops Tears, Bear Pants, and the Great Emu War – Absolute Nonsense Incoming 🦸‍♂️🦆🍻 Buckle up, degenerates—this episode goes from pop culture madness to historical stupidity in record time. First up, we celebrate the birthday of Tiger King himself (because nothing screams America like a mullet and exotic animals). Then, we get deep …

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#55 THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER 1:36:16

2M ago1:36:16

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Send us a text Blockbuster Diarrhea, Racial Slurs, and Male Stereotypes – Another Unhinged Episode 🎮💩🍻 If you’re looking for structure, logic, or even a shred of decency—this ain’t it. This week, we kick things off by asking what makes you a Toys-R-Us kid before spiraling into existential nonsense like aging in reverse and why waking up at 3 AM fee…

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#54 YOU'VE GOT MAIL 1:19:35

2M ago1:19:35

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Send us a text Goat Debates, Time-Traveling Trumps, and the Dumb Sh*t Old People Say 🐐⏳🎙️ This episode goes off the rails real quick, so consider yourself warned. We’re kicking things off with some important Christmas hypotheticals—if a naughty kid actually asks for coal, what do they get instead? Then we jump into a life-or-death question that no …

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#53 ONE YEAR OF POUR CHOICES 1:21:41

3M ago1:21:41

1:21:41

Send us a text A Year of Bad Decisions, Tuna Salad, and Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes 🎉🍻 It’s our one-year anniversary, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how—by drinking, roasting each other, and spiraling into some of the dumbest (but most necessary) conversations imaginable. We kick things off with this week’s Pour Choices, because no episo…

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#52 ONE DOLLAR, BOB 1:12:21

3M ago1:12:21

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Send us a text 100 Million Dollars, Talking Pets, and the Bob Draft – Pure Chaos Ensues 💰🐶🍻 Alright boys, strap in because this episode is one hell of a ride. We’re kicking things off with some hard-hitting scientific inquiries, like how many pennies would fit in your room? and the even more important question—would you stay in a building for the r…

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#51 THANKS FOR THE WARNING, OFFICER 1:16:47

3M ago1:16:47

1:16:47

Send us a text Summoning Spells, Dirty Riddles, and the Ultimate Pizza Throwdown! 🍕🍻 Buckle up, fellas—this week’s episode is packed with unfiltered laughs, weird debates, and the kind of humor you didn’t know you needed. This week we kick things off with a quick discussion about the headache that is editing the audio for these damn shows, and then…

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#50 CANCEL THIS PODCAST! 1:21:19

3M ago1:21:19

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Send us a text Courtroom Chaos, Blindfolded Art, and the Largest Animal You Could KO! This week’s episode brings double the guests, double the laughs, and a whole lot of chaos! 🎉 David kicks things off by hilariously interrupting Chris Is it John Cena, or Erik? Is it Stone Cold, or Tally? But just when things start rolling, technical difficulties s…

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#49 WE'RE FAT & WE'RE DRINKIN' 1:25:16

4M ago1:25:16

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Send us a text Beer, Brain Twisters, and Severance: A Deep Dive into Memory and Mandela Madness! This week’s episode is all about memory, mind-bending shows, and a little bit of beer to keep things interesting. 🍻 We start things off with This Week’s Pour Choices, where we try a new beer, rate it 1–10, and (hopefully) don’t regret it. Then, it’s tim…

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#48 PEOPLE FRIENDLY, BUG DEADLY 1:29:07

4M ago1:29:07

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Send us a text Fruit Flies, Amazon, Stairs, and Chairs – Pure Podcast Mayhem! This week’s episode is an absolute rollercoaster of random debates, weird hypotheticals, and hot NFL QBs. 🏈🔥 First, Happy Birthday David Bowie, but we’re tackling the real issues—Is it pronounced “Boh-ee” or “Bow-ee”? (Spoiler: we still don’t agree.) Then it’s onto fruit …

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#47 DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE SNAKES? 1:27:45

4M ago1:27:45

1:27:45

Send us a text Medusa’s Pubes, Best Buy Beef, and Appliance Brackets – Kicking Off the New Year! Happy New Year! 🎉 It’s 2024, but don’t expect any “new year, new us” nonsense—we’re keeping the same chaotic energy. This week’s episode is packed with the most random (and hilarious) debates yet. First up: Best Buy is heightist (seriously, what’s with …

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#46 IS DIE HARD A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? 1:24:07

4M ago1:24:07

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Send us a text Santa’s on the Run & Die Hard Debates: A Very Pour Choices Christmas! 🎅🎄 This week, we’re diving headfirst into the holiday madness—and it’s not all candy canes and snowflakes. Kicking things off, Santa lands at #1 on the FBI’s Most Wanted List (seriously, what’s he hiding?), and we settle once and for all if Die Hard is a Christmas …

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#45 IS A SONG A SONG IF THERE AREN'T ANY WORDS? 1:31:08

4M ago1:31:08

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Send us a text From Poisonous Grapes to Greatest Touchdowns: A Hilarious Holiday Mix! Get ready for a jam-packed episode that blends holiday cheer, random debates, and total nonsense! This week kicks off with a beer conundrum— Is a fruity sour similar to a chocolate stout?—as we dive into this week’s Pour Choices. From there, we’re tackling life’s …

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#44 I'M A REAL BOY! 1:06:41

5M ago1:06:41

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Send us a text "From Ants to Christmas: Wild Debates and Hot Takes!" Strap in for another wild episode of chaos, laughs, and debates! 🐜 Chris is back with an ant follow-up (yes, still ants), and David’s getting called out for being an @$$hol3—surprise, surprise. We’re diving into post-Thanksgiving recovery, debating everything from $3x toys vs. fir…

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#43 SMACK THIS & CALL IT A FRIECHTER 1:17:41

5M ago1:17:41

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Send us a text Slurpies, Sawdust, and Salary Wars: A Wild Ride! Buckle up, folks—this week’s episode is pure chaos, and we’re not apologizing for it. Ever wondered what sawdust and Rice Krispie treats have in common? Or what happens when someone really has to go and a Slurpie is nearby? Yeah, we went there. We’re keeping the laughs rolling with som…

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#42 TALKIN' BOUT STUFF'N THINGS 1:18:33

5M ago1:18:33

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Send us a text GOBBLE, GOBBLE! Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone! This week, we’re bringing the heat with an action-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and absolute chaos. We kick things off with some life lessons (what advice would you give your 18-year-old self?) before diving headfirst into the holiday spirit. 🎤 Rapid-Fire Thanksgiving Trivia? Yo…

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#41 HOW MANY FEMINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? 1:17:03

5M ago1:17:03

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Send us a text ‘TIS THE SEASON! Or is it...? Welcome back everyone! This we talk Christmas, and when the season starts. Is it the day after Thanksgiving? Is it November 1st? Let’s debate! We’ve got games! 6, 12, 18, 24; Blind ranking Christmas movies; “Real or Fake – Soccer players”; and getting rid of 10 U.S. States. We’ve also got Chris’s Top 5 m…

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#40 SMELLS LIKE UPDOG IN HERE 1:28:12

6M ago1:28:12

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Send us a text Welcome back to another milestone with episode 40 where things get a little wild – mostly due to our guest, DJ The DON! We get an in inside look on the life of a DJ and how THE DON got started. Don’t worry, we’ve still got our usual debauchery with some election discussion, “Real or Fake” athlete names, and blind ranking Universal St…

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#39 GIVE ME YOUR GOLD COINS AND I'LL JUMP INTO YOUR PIPE 1:11:51

6M ago1:11:51

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Send us a text Welcome back! We made it to 39, and if you’ve made it this far, you won’t be disappointed. This week, Chris’s beer is taking the hair OFF his chest. We’ve got more DoorDash gripes, our top 5 Instagram Reels, some more “Real or Fake – Florida Man News Headlines”, and a brief world series recap. We move onto the last division of our al…

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#38 WHERE'S MARTY? 1:17:22

6M ago1:17:22

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Send us a text HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Welcome back to a spooktacular episode of the Pour Choices Show! This week we’ve got plenty of Halloween for ya as we talk our Halloween costumes, Mischief Night, Trick-or-Treating as kids, blind ranking Halloween candy, and the most popular costumes of all time! We’ve also got the usual mix of debauchery as we play …

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#37 HOW MANY ORANGES CAN KILL YOU? 1:31:09

6M ago1:31:09

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Send us a text WHAT IS THE MOST UNFRIENDLY STATE IN AMERICA!? Welcome back, everyone, to another episode of the Pour Choices Show! This week, Chris has riddle time, pumpkin pie adult milkshakes, his trip to Maryland, finding old yearbooks, and getting old! David has “Real or Fake – Dog Breeds”, how much of these things can kill you, working with th…

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#36 HURRICANE MILTON 34:20

7M ago34:20

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Send us a text Well, as we anticipated, Hurricane Milton put a bit of a damper on our intended episode for you all this week. Fortunately, we were able to squeeze some time in beforehand to at least get something out to y’all! This week we’ve got our preparations for Hurricane Milton, how to attract more viewers (or at least what my wife would say …

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#35 LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKEN'S! 1:12:20

7M ago1:12:20

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Send us a text HOW MUCH DOES CHALLAH COST!? Welcome back to another episode of the POUR CHOICES SHOW! This week we have what not to say at a Jewish bakery, why traveling sucks, the juice on Diddy, and everybody’s favorite virus… LIMEWIRE! Chris brings guessing state mottos, how the NL Central teams got their names, and free cheesecake! David brings…

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#34 ARISTOTLE WAS A RAT BASTARD 1:19:02

7M ago1:19:02

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Send us a text TAKE 2, AAAAAND, ACTION! Welcome back to Episode 34 of the Pour Choices Show! After an unsuccessful attempt to record together in person (thanks to possibly the worst podcasting platform that exists cough Riverside.fm cough) we managed to reconvene to get all 12 of you an episode for the week! Join us as we talk Flappy bird and other…

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#33 HOW ALBINO FROGS ARE MADE 1:25:14

7M ago1:25:14

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Send us a text WOULD YOU RATHER EJACULATE ONE SINGLE SPERM THAT’S THE SIZE OF A TADPOLE OR A NORMAL SIZE & AMOUNT OF SPERM, BUT THEY CAN ALL TALK!? Welcome back everyone to Episode 33 of The Pour Choices Show! This week we dive right into some of the most popular myths that, maybe not you, but we sure as hell believed. Chris stubs his toe and screa…

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#32 CABRON, CABRON 1:13:08

7M ago1:13:08

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Send us a text DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! Apologies in advance as this may be a less than enjoyable episode – David was sick and traveling, and Chris was… well, Chris. But we didn’t want to miss a week, so here we are. This week on episode 32 we wish David’s mom, but more importantly, Xzibit, a happy birthday, and discuss what a pimped out dishwasher …

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#31 TRISCUITS DID 9/11 1:32:40

8M ago1:32:40

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Send us a text HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZAY FLOWERS! Welcome back to The Pour Choices Show! Being 9/11, it’s only fitting that we pack episode 31 with more controversy than the flight 93 manifest. First and foremost, please remember that this is a comedy podcast, and any insensitive jokes we make do not reflect our feelings regarding that tragic day 23 years…

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#30 SUCKER HUFFER PUFFER 1:35:02

8M ago1:35:02

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Send us a text KING DAVE IS MAKING A COMEBACK! Welcome back for another milestone – EPISODE 30 of The Pour Choices Show! And to everyone who didn’t think we’d make it this far, well… it was honestly probably a safe bet… But here we are, and we’ve got another good one for ya. So sit back, crack a cold one, and listen to us shoot the shit. This week …

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#29 THE BIRD IS THE WORD 1:35:47

8M ago1:35:47

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Send us a text HARRY, I’M COMING IN! Welcome back to Episode 29 of the “Pour Choices Show!” Dad’s back & he answers our question from last episode of whether or not he would turn David in for committing a crime. Chris and Dad build their perfect woman with $15, and we discuss “games” we played as kids before dad departs. We’ve got the last of our “…

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#28 PUMPKIN SPICE IS BACK! 1:22:44

8M ago1:22:44

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Send us a text MY OWN SISTER DOESN’T EVEN HAVE MY BACK? Welcome back everyone to Episode 28 of the “Pour Choices Show!” This week we’ve got BASIC WHITE CHICKS! Well, at least we’re drafting them… David’s sister weighs in on last week’s question: would she turn him in for a crime? If women were wiped from existence, how long until you…, ya know… We …

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#27 KISS FROM A ROSE 1:29:40

9M ago1:29:40

1:29:40

Send us a text I POOPED ON MY GIRLFRIEND! Welcome back to Episode 27 of the “Pour Choices Show!” On this week’s episode we’re kicking it off with sports as we review the highest and lowest ranked stadiums based on their online review scores. We dive into how the NFC South teams got their names, and draft the all-time division team. Wrapping up spor…

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#26 PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP 1:46:57

9M ago1:46:57

1:46:57

Send us a text CHAINSAWS WERE INVENTED FOR CHILDBIRTH!?? Welcome back to Episode 26 of the “Pour Choices Show!” This might be our best episode yet! We kick it off with some FAST MONEY, and discuss “other” ways to make money… We talk donating sperm; our recent highway escapades; counterfeit items; A.I. Image generators; Amazon & DoorDash shitting th…

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#25 SWISH & FLICK 1:30:44

9M ago1:30:44

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Send us a text HIYA HARRY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Welcome back to Episode 25 of the “Pour Choices Show!” This week is packed with sports & the birthday boy himself. Harry Potter. We feature the AFC North in “How these teams got their names” & the all-time AFC North draft. We’re also blind ranking sports scenarios; building the ultimate quidditch team; pit…

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#24 DO MARINES PREFER ROSEART OR CRAYOLA? 1:40:41

9M ago1:40:41

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Send us a text DO MARINES PREFER ROSEART OR CRAYOLA!? Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! Episode 24 features our favorite bearded marine. We’re back with more “How these NFL teams got their names” with the AFC South. We’ve also got the best athletes to wear the number 24; Beard facts; The Trump Assassin; Movie Trivia; U.S.M.C. jokes; Our Ama…

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#23 WEDDING CALLED OFF AFTER BRIDE CAUGHT SLEEPING WITH STEP BROTHER! 1:22:00

10M ago1:22:00

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Send us a text CHRIS SH!T HISELF! Welcome back to Episode 23 of the Pour Choices Show! In this sports-packed episode we talk the best players to wear #23, the G.O.A.T. of G.O.A.T.’s, hardest athletic feats, the rarest achievement in sports, the coolest jerseys, blind ranking fictional athletes, and more. We also have our pour choices of the week, h…

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#22 WHERE WOULD HOGWARTS RANK IN WORLD ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION? 1:04:15

10M ago1:04:15

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Send us a text HOW DO CATS LIKE THEIR STEAK COOKED? RER! We’re back with our POUR CHOICES of the week! You spoke, we listened! We jump right into ranking our favorite Harry Potter movies, and discuss how our obsession began. We talk alcohol consumption and age requirements around the world, uncomfortable situations, Chris’s favorite things, reality…

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#21 TACO BELL IS THE CENTER OF U.S. INTELLIGENCE 1:23:07

10M ago1:23:07

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Send us a text HAPPY (almost) BIRTHDAY, AMERICA! Episode 21 is all about the good ol U.S. of A. We’re bringing you fun facts and trivia about both America, and the 4th of July. We talk the U.S. Flag Code, Chris’ balding, odd state laws, and the best athletes to wear #21. Chris is challenged to a game of “who said it – Nicolas Cage in National Treas…

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#20 IT'S LIKE LEMONADE WITHOUT THE LEMON 1:24:11

10M ago1:24:11

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Send us a text WE HIT ANOTHER MILESTONE! Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! Episode 20 is packed with Reminiscence – Jets vs Ravens 2009, imaginary childhood friends, and childhood rumors; Trivia – guessing movie quotes, all-time best-selling things, and 2X NFL MVP’s; Random Thoughts – “Why are breakfast, lunch, & dinner called different thi…

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#19 IS A HORSE CONSIDERED A VEHICLE? 58:19

11M ago58:19

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Send us a text JOEY CHESTNUT BANNED FROM THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST!? Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! This week we have the Championship Round of the Fictional Character Tournament! We’re getting back into the football spirit with a “Forgotten NFL Players Draft” and “Blind Rank These White NFL Skill Position Players”! We have some more fu…

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#18 You Just Got LITT UP! 47:23

11M ago47:23

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Send us a text THERE’S A NEW GRANDPA IN TOWN! Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! This week Grandpa’s in town so you know we had to get him on the pod! We move on to round 4 of the “Fictional Character Tournament”. We ask dad how it feels to be a Grandpa. Dad gives us insight to his career in Federal Law Enforcement, and names the Top 3 times…

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#17 DO A BARREL ROLL! 1:42:39

11M ago1:42:39

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Send us a text GUESS WHO’S BACK? BACK AGAIN! Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! This week we move on to round 3 of the “Fictional Character Tournament”! Why would anyone be a Browns fan? Can a president pardon himself? David’s million dollar movie idea. Doodle Time! What do you call these things? Back to School! Being stuck in an elevator fo…

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#16 COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! 48:09

11M ago48:09

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Send us a text Round 2, FIGHT! Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! This week we move on to round 2 of the “Fictional Character Tournament” which you don’t want to miss! We discuss the Chiefs victory over the Ravens in Week 1, and other NFL schedule news. Games such as guessing NFL stadiums, blind ranking touchdown celebrations, and testing ou…

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#15 STRANDED ON AN ISLAND! 1:08:02

11M ago1:08:02

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Send us a text IS THIS BABY EVER GOING TO COME OUT!? Join us for our POUR CHOICES of the week! Round 1 of the “Fictional Character Tournament”! We recap Netflix' “EVIL”, and we build our PERFECT burger, except not. More AskReddit questions – “You F$%#ed Around, What Did You Find Out?” and “If You Could Own One Item, Regardless of Price, What Would …

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