Dave's latest conspiracy theory - crystal clear skies with no jet streams are related to the government shutdown; A friend from college that Juan hasn't seen in 40 years is offended by the things he finds funny - do you think he cares?; The job with the greatest income potential is obviously elected official; Shouldn't congressional districts just be square?; What happened to the Kyren Lacy story?; Let's face it, football season is over; Movie theater worker - a job that requires zero skills and even less concern for customers; When 2 for 1 at happy hour means 2 NOW; How much blood is too much for a nosebleed?; and more.