First thing this morning, I bought $12,000 worth of "premium" stickers for email. The problem is, they've all degraded and now I can't tell what any of them are. Due to a glitch in the sticker implementation, only I see the degradation — everyone else can tell what they are. That's why Oma got a sticker of a drone holding an offensive sign and my wife got a picture of Chase. Even that would be okay, but the worst part is that I can't even make myself breakfast because I don't have any money left to renew my smarthome lightbulb subscription. * Thinkpiece on digital goods * Teach me how to iMessage/teach me teach me how to iMessage * What happened to Facebook gif(t)s? * The Hedonic Treadmill * Why people get obsessed with achievements * The guy who made millions of dollars on Steam hats and gun skins * Welcome to the world of tomorrow * Sh*t-pics * What's the wifi password? * ChoreWars * The future of football